The Unexpected Bashing of Elon Musk

Near an old portable

A bird twittered

It said

I’ll hit that Elon with a moped!

Oh yes, I will, I will

I’ll run him over dead

Oh yes, I will, I will

Said the spider in the bark of the tree

Now getting the hang of the song

And doth he clash

A gong

He will, he will, he will

The snake joined

I’ll take his shoes off plenty,

Oh yes, I will, I will

I’ll replace his tie

Oh yes, she will, she will

Sang spider and bird

Next came the tree

I’ll bash his face, heavy

Oh yes, I will, I will

I’ll take the top of his hat

And he shall go splat

Oh yes, he will, he will

Elon Musk heard this

Oh yes, he did, he did

He heard a rustle a hiss

A bark a twitter

And did they get him well

Oh yes, they did, they did

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