Chapter 1: What this is about. There was a knock on the door. It was Donald Trump. He was invited to North Korea to have a sleepover with Kim Jong-un. ‘No trashing the house, Kim, his mom called out. ‘You remember what happened when Xi Jinping and Vladimir Putin showed up last time?’ At 7:45 pm,…
I love him, I want to snuggle up to him, And rub his chin, his little wet kitty nose And say “who’s a good boy…whoooos’s a gooooood boy…” His fur so soft and warm, His adorable snorty purr, And when he frolics in the garden, It’s a cuteness overload. LB the kitten, LB the cat,…