The child threw a rock at the bird,
The bird fell out of the tree,
It hit an old lady on the head and she fell dead,
Momentarily distracting a man crossing the road,
Who was hit by a bus,
Which caused the bus driver to have a heart attack,
And drive into a petrol station,
Which exploded,
Setting fire to the firehouse next door,
Without the firefighters the inferno quickly spread,
Spreading smoke into the air for miles around.
The president of the country, who lived in the city, died of a smoke-induced asthma attack,
Paving the way for his malevolent fascist rival to take his place as president.
The new president started World War Three,
Killing most of humanity.
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