I suppose you could say I’m a bit of a hypochondriac.

Looking in the bathroom mirror, I notice it’s all steamed up.

I wipe it off with my finger,

And see, on my face,

Three spots, all in a line.

I look at them, lean in close to the mirror to see better,

And wonder

Do I have meningitis?

Or meningococcal, which is a particularly virulent strain of the aforementioned disease.

I carry my bag awkwardly all day long,

It hurts my muscles in my chest, from the strain,

And I wonder

Am I having a heart attack? Are these my final hours?

Never expecting to wake up the next morning,

Even though I’m fine.

All these things in my news on my computer,

“How a mole turned out to be stage 4 cancer”, and “Serious symptoms you should never ignore,” they don’t help.

And I worry,

My love of sugar and red meat will surely kill me early,

But I can’t stop eating it.

And the panic, a feverish, unhinged panic. I’m going to die. We’re all going to die.

I suppose you could say I’m a bit of a hypochondriac

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